Blitzkrieg:
“Tired of working 40 hour days? Too fucking bad!” said the man in the muscle-suit and afro wig. People gathered around my computer, seeking the source of the commotion. “Drink Patriot Hustler Energy, yeah!”
“Patriot Hustler Energy?” said the librarian, “What is that?”
I smiled. I left the browser window open to Utube and walked out of the Cecil H. Green Library. Eddie Roche and the L.A. Patriots were at it again.
“No, it’s not a sports franchise,” I told some kid over my shoulder last week, “not a rock band either.” I left it at that.
Patriot Hustler is a well-oiled, media-black Opps. mission I took part in after I returned from the island. It’s a survival story. It’s Marine Corps history. It’s a brand. It’s top secret. It’s everywhere.
“What is Patriot Hustler Energy?” she’d asked me.
In a mouthful, Patriot Hustler Energy is an unorthodox, by-any-means-necessary energy supplement / attitude enhancer, chased back with a militant brain freeze of cash money and an after taste of sex…
“and sex sells,” I said.
“I see,” said the librarian.
I think she may have missed the true genius of it all. The humor, the passion at its heart is what drew me into the fold. That’s why I always peek in every now and then to see how the blitzkrieg is going. Years ago, in foreign lands under hostile hands, I survived and prospered with my fellow marine, Eddie Roche. Not to be facetious, but it was indeed the best of times and the worst of times. It was a nightmare yet it was nothing short of a renaissance.
To see where Eddie is today, where we all are for that matter, fills me with pride. The odds were stacked pretty foul in the other direction. But that goes back to the meaning of Patriot Hustler Energy:
No matter what the odds, if one believes with every fiber in their being that they can accomplish something, and they never stop, they will have it. It’s that simple. It’s never easy. That’s the catch, but it's true. Ed has it. That’s what I liked about Ed from the moment we met. And that is precisely what keeps me looking at men in muscle-suits with afro-wigs online at the Cecil H. Green Library on days like this.
To my hard-charging brother Marine, Eddie Roche,
Keep fighting the good fight.
Semper Fi,
SR.
